If US states where Balkan countries/pokemon.

New York would be greece for the great diversity and cultural ism it holds. It would also be a Zapedos as the city is always moving turning out massive amounts of industry and power.

Serbia would be California,Croatia would be Texas,Bosnia would be Arizona,Albania would be Colorado,montenegro would be wisconsin.
Slovenia would be Michigan.Romania would be Oregon and Bulgaria would be Nevada.

Albania is Michigan

Then the ninja turtles would live in albania

Cali = huge coastline. Serbia = landlocked.

Cali = Serbia

Albania would be New Jersey because they're both trash (except Nero of course)

I think Michigan would have to be something docile like montenegro true it's a shitty place but Michigan is a lazy place.

Wr1tt3n by Khal.eesi, 30.12.2015 at 08:46

Albania is Michigan

Does that make greece Ohio then?