14.04.2012 - 21:27
THE ANNUAL VAGlNEER AWARDS - Season III: 300 REPS EDITION The awards are in 'tiers', ranking from least prestigious to most prestigious. The awards were chosen by me because I am the most important person. The Greek awards: Awards given to those in need of money and a new razor Most likely to die in a riot: Aristosseur Most likely to own a farm and cultivate many crimson medals: TopHats Most likely to swim to miami due to no passport: Nate "The Jewban" Baller Most likely to know how to deactivate a mine and kill himself in the process: Himmler The ghetto awards: Nobody wants one, but you get what you get. ROBLOX CHAMPION: TDFall Most likely to have raciss wife: Houdini Most missed of all time: The ZOG Most likely to do missionary work in greece and build banks cos American: VAGlNEER, Houdini, and Fruit Most likely to travel to Nigeria to be in a richer place: Aristosseur Most likely to be a couple: YOBS and Gardevoir Most likely to win eurovision and get many prostitutes: Hugosch The Brazilian Awards: Dedicated to all of the shemales out there Worst divorce of 2012: Fruit and TopHats Most likely to be brazilian due to forever flaccid p3n1s: TopHats Most likely to be bosnian due to setting of traps to catch serbians: TopHats Most likely to masturbate to mirror: learster Most likely to be a woman due to daily lap dances to toptraps: Counterpart and doberman211 Most likely to be pakistani: LDK Most likely to fly a plane: Caulerpa Most likely to die in saudi arabia for saying Oy Vey: ShaiBB Most likely to flip THREE BEDS AT ONCE: LilD THE GOD TIER AWARDS: AWARDS THAT ARE JUST UNHEARD OF BEST PERSON OF ALL TIME: NCM KANKER OF AW (DONT WORRY TUMORS ARE REMOVED NOW): Fruit Most likely to die in confrontation with VAGlNEER: Samnang Most likely to sing Fergie and Carly Rae Jepsen in every major city: Stomach Ulcers and VAGlNEER Autist: Cow The bad kind of autist: ShaiBB, AlexMeza, Pentanion Most likely to hire prostitute and report prostitute to police for prostitution: Jubapreta, AlexMeza Most likely to have both male and female genetalia: PulseReaction's sister Most likely to know how to peel a banana from the bottom up: PulseReaction Most likely to surrender: Ironail Most likely to be a pseudonig: ThomasMer Most likely to find serb horses: Fruit Most likely to be riding serb horse: VAGlNEER Most likely to die in banana shipping expedition: Pinheiro Most likely to be very hairy and greek (because from FYROM): avatar Most likely to actually chop somebody in half while doing magic trick: Houdini Most likely to lose all of his land: Desu King of AW: Pera Best at trationing: fruit Most likely to create a training academy to teach noobs how not to play: Art of War The Serb Tier Awards: If you're here, kill yourself. you're too good. Star Sisters: VAGlNEER and Fruit Most likely to not CW due to high level tenis trainings: Pera Most likely to expletive politically correct mother: LAKI ZAJEBAN Legendary Serb / Most Missed besides ZOG: LAKI ZAJEBAN Most likely to teach grammar: IT'S A TIE! Between: hdrakon1 and Gardevoir Most likely to be a false god: Zizou True prophet: El_Kolonel Most likely to leave shit in pants qq: lfinlandl ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote of the season: "who is el_kolonel hehehehe i am god i am EL_GENERAL" - God himself ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Presented by VAGlTECH industries THANKS FOR TUNING INTO THIS SEASON OF THE VAGlNEER AWARDS. CRITICISMS? COMPLAINTS? CALL 1-800-GOFUCKYOURSELF AND GET QUICK CUSTOMER SUPPORT PROVIDED BY LDK LOCATED IN KARACHI, PAKISTAN
---- I was banned for your sins VAGlJESUS ["I love me some KFC"]
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14.04.2012 - 21:34
Xaxaxaxa 5/5
---- Afterwind Summer 1v1 Tournament Final Victory With music and annotation Afterwind Autumn/Winter 2v2 Tournament Final Victory Only music this time
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14.04.2012 - 21:39
Vote ~Acquiesce for the final official award forgotten by VAGlNEER or else perma bans galore.
---- The church is near, but the road is icy... the bar is far away, but I will walk carefully...
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14.04.2012 - 21:40
I liked the vaglneer awards before they were mainstream
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14.04.2012 - 21:41
3/5 for mentioning hdrakon1 (aka guest30386)
Let it be known, kidUSA votes Acquiesce for award, Mod who is most likely to abuse Mod privaliges..
---- Chaplain (Maj. Gen.) Francis L. Sampson, was an American Army officer who served as the 12th Chief of Chaplains of the United States Army. His real life story of his rescuing a young soldier became the inspiration for the film "Saving Private Ryan
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14.04.2012 - 21:42
why did the hipster burn his tongue? because he drank the tea before it was cool
---- I was banned for your sins VAGlJESUS ["I love me some KFC"]
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15.04.2012 - 12:07
5/5, bydlo approves this topic. All rewards are faithful to reality, let there be no changes.
---- YOBA:
Youth-Oriented, Bydło-Approved
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15.04.2012 - 17:40
5/5
---- Qui non proficit, deficit. UCR 5/5/11-2/14/12. 6/17/12 - Coniunctum, sumus invicta.
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15.04.2012 - 17:43
4/5
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15.04.2012 - 18:11
Most likely to be a woman due to daily lap dances to toptraps?... I'll take it! Honestly I'm kinda confused...
---- This doesn't really say anything, it's just a space filler while I try to come up with a better signature.
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16.04.2012 - 08:58
But I'm the most humble person. How can I have possibly won this?
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16.04.2012 - 09:20
Magic
---- I like stuff.... Yay?
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16.04.2012 - 14:31
you just got learster'd
---- I was banned for your sins VAGlJESUS ["I love me some KFC"]
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16.04.2012 - 15:07
ITZ A KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
---- "In atWar you either die a hero or live long enough to ally fag and gang bang some poor bastards." ~Goblin "In this game, everyone is hated." ~Xenosapien
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16.04.2012 - 15:54
---- I was banned for your sins VAGlJESUS ["I love me some KFC"]
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16.04.2012 - 19:08
no, because the awards are not meant to be funny, they are meant to be...awards. comparable to the oscars. I take it as a compliment that some of them made you laugh, as that is a bonus.
---- I was banned for your sins VAGlJESUS ["I love me some KFC"]
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17.04.2012 - 11:32
I say Why? Because I can.
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17.04.2012 - 14:27
---- I was banned for your sins VAGlJESUS ["I love me some KFC"]
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17.04.2012 - 14:31
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19.04.2012 - 12:17
I can see where this is coming from, but I said the truth and also did not invent this term.
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20.04.2012 - 10:47
I think VAGlNEER forgot the award for best country...... Jamaica
---- I like stuff.... Yay?
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4r3 y0u sur3?