A Peculiar Question

Attention the men of atWar:

When you are in the bathroom amongst other men, do you ever wonder whether you could mathematically determine a man's penis length based on the sound his piss makes when it hits the water? Certainly, there must be a way, given certain variables, such as his height, the distance he is from the water on which his piss splashes, and the decibels generated from the sound

Nope.

I've never thought about that, because I'm not gay

They thought Socrates was gay, too, for asking questions. But in my experience homosexuality has several important benefits that I think should be considered before choosing your sexuality. If you choose to be a homosexual, then you should know that these types of questions will arise often, but if you choose not to be one, then you should know that does not mean women will enjoy your company any more than they have previously

Are you gay

Sean is gay

This is the gayest post since gay came to gay-town!

If everyone ignored him hed go away lol goes for all these attention seeking types. Id suggest ignoring sean, and stop using unleasheds name when dealing with his alts, they are feeding off of it.

Wr1tt3n by Helly, 10.02.2020 at 20:54

If everyone ignored him hed go away lol goes for all these attention seeking types. Id suggest ignoring sean, and stop using unleasheds name when dealing with his alts, they are feeding off of it.

Perhaps I'm mistaken, but I think your animus towards me stems from the fact that I put you at the bottom of the popular list, which denied you the attention that you must desperately crave.

Just as you may deny the allegation above, I'm equally capable of denying the allegation that you have thrusted on me like a dog. I have never sought attention in my life. I am a neutral observer. And, regardless of whether or not I sought attention, anyway, what concern is that of yours? Or has my popular list drawn out your innermost desire for attention, thus establishing you as an attention seeker unless you can prove otherwise?

Why should attention seeking be seen in a negative light, anyway? By what standard are you or anyone else to judge the merits of attention seeking? What exactly constitutes "attention seeking"? These questions are not readily determinable, but with some reflection I think that we could agree on more issues than you might have previously thought. We are not much different from one another, Helly.

You are gay

Wr1tt3n by Tribune Aquila, 10.02.2020 at 18:43

Attention the men of atWar:

When you are in the bathroom amongst other men, do you ever wonder whether you could mathematically determine a man's penis length based on the sound his piss makes when it hits the water? Certainly, there must be a way, given certain variables, such as his height, the distance he is from the water on which his piss splashes, and the decibels generated from the sound

You can do it with a computer I don't think a any human can do it alone in few seconds there is too many variables

Scientific response to Sean Spicer (and anyone who likes pipes down their a-hole):

The size of a penis has nothing to do with the loudness of peeing. The main organ involved in the strength of the "pee-stream" is the strength of the smooth-muscle, which pushes the bladder once the nervous system transmits the message that you can pee. So unless you want to blatantly stare at someone's dick, I advise you to use a dental mirror.

- This information comes from high school biology so it might be a little rusty.

Wr1tt3n by Helly, 10.02.2020 at 20:54

If everyone ignored him hed go away lol goes for all these attention seeking types. Id suggest ignoring sean, and stop using unleasheds name when dealing with his alts, they are feeding off of it.

I personally enjoy seáns form of autism. We should cherish originality, not reject and condemn it.

Wr1tt3n by Permamuted, 11.02.2020 at 14:25

Wr1tt3n by Helly, 10.02.2020 at 20:54

If everyone ignored him hed go away lol goes for all these attention seeking types. Id suggest ignoring sean, and stop using unleasheds name when dealing with his alts, they are feeding off of it.

I personally enjoy seáns form of autism. We should cherish originality, not reject and condemn it.

To each there own, just a suggestion for the "fuck sean" crowd.

Any difference penis length would make to the velocity of the piss would be within the margin of error of other variables (such as the penis' angle), therefore you cannot make such a connection.