Fuck cops

Anyone know some tips for getting off a speeding fine?

Was the only motorbike on the road

You're a talker

On Balkan you just offer them a rakija

Wr1tt3n by BLACKMETAL3199, 25.06.2019 at 13:28

You're a talker

duel me

I am sure these kind of motorbikes aren't allowed on the public roads

Physics

Wr1tt3n by sirivann, 25.06.2019 at 13:54

Physics

Velocity is the first derivative of position

Wr1tt3n by 4Chan, 25.06.2019 at 13:25

Anyone know some tips for getting off a speeding fine?

Was the only motorbike on the road

If that's true, just drop 2 gears and outrun him. (Unless cop also had a bike.)

Wr1tt3n by brianwl, 26.06.2019 at 02:45

Wr1tt3n by 4Chan, 25.06.2019 at 13:25

Anyone know some tips for getting off a speeding fine?

Was the only motorbike on the road

If that's true, just drop 2 gears and outrun him. (Unless cop also had a bike.)

More like if his plate isn't visible just floor it because cops don't chase motorbikes 9/10 times because its too dangerous for pedestrians, so they lay off. Fun fact, pro tip, how would I know these things though

Wr1tt3n by Mr_Own_U, 26.06.2019 at 02:47

Wr1tt3n by brianwl, 26.06.2019 at 02:45

Wr1tt3n by 4Chan, 25.06.2019 at 13:25

Anyone know some tips for getting off a speeding fine?

Was the only motorbike on the road

If that's true, just drop 2 gears and outrun him. (Unless cop also had a bike.)

More like if his plate isn't visible just floor it because cops don't chase motorbikes 9/10 times because its too dangerous for pedestrians, so they lay off. Fun fact, pro tip, how would I know these things though

If plates were visible, hide bike at friends and report stolen - take selfie with hot girl and yesterday's paper for alibi ♥
Does not constitute legal advice... for peaceful purposes only

First off, you must be black or a minority.

If you are, then you can challege the officer's subjective view of what happened. Because the prevailing traffic conditions were in fact safe, then the judge might sympathize with your account and dismiss the ticket.

You can claim that what you did was legally justified, meaning you had a reason to go above the speed limit. If you did, great. If not, then you can make something up.

Additionally, if you can show that you made an honest and reasonable error, a judge might find you made a "mistake of fact," meaning your ticket should be dismissed.

Wr1tt3n by Tribune Aquila, 26.06.2019 at 06:42

First off, you must be black or a minority.

If you are, then you can challege the officer's subjective view of what happened. Because the prevailing traffic conditions were in fact safe, then the judge might sympathize with your account and dismiss the ticket.

You can claim that what you did was legally justified, meaning you had a reason to go above the speed limit. If you did, great. If not, then you can make something up.

Additionally, if you can show that you made an honest and reasonable error, a judge might find you made a "mistake of fact," meaning your ticket should be dismissed.

Since when are you a reasonable person who gives reasonable advices? You seem like you've smoked something.

I like how you dont tell us how fast you were going or what the speed limit is.

If you are an american you are not subjective to united states maritime law. Which is any law passed allowing a government to fine you through city or state ordinances that does not end in one or more parties being injured. We are supposed to use common law which states the only infraction you can be charged with is by another human being, that is seeking reperations for damages done. So simply put unless that cop is sueing you as a man who you harmed in some way then you are not liable to pay any illegal ordinances passed on us soil under the legal system adopted by all legal institutions and lawyers known as maritime law.

Wr1tt3n by Helly, 29.06.2019 at 12:26

If you are an american you are not subjective to united states maritime law. Which is any law passed allowing a government to fine you through city or state ordinances that does not end in one or more parties being injured. We are supposed to use common law which states the only infraction you can be charged with is by another human being, that is seeking reperations for damages done. So simply put unless that cop is sueing you as a man who you harmed in some way then you are not liable to pay any illegal ordinances passed on us soil under the legal system adopted by all legal institutions and lawyers known as maritime law.

fuck are you smoking

Wr1tt3n by Witch-Doctor, 29.06.2019 at 06:07

I like how you dont tell us how fast you were going or what the speed limit is.

Speed limit was 50 km an hour

I was doing idk maybe 120

Wr1tt3n by 4Chan, 30.06.2019 at 01:46

Wr1tt3n by Helly, 29.06.2019 at 12:26

If you are an american you are not subjective to united states maritime law. Which is any law passed allowing a government to fine you through city or state ordinances that does not end in one or more parties being injured. We are supposed to use common law which states the only infraction you can be charged with is by another human being, that is seeking reperations for damages done. So simply put unless that cop is sueing you as a man who you harmed in some way then you are not liable to pay any illegal ordinances passed on us soil under the legal system adopted by all legal institutions and lawyers known as maritime law.

fuck are you smoking

he's sniffing glue

Wr1tt3n by 4Chan, 30.06.2019 at 01:46

Wr1tt3n by Helly, 29.06.2019 at 12:26

If you are an american you are not subjective to united states maritime law. Which is any law passed allowing a government to fine you through city or state ordinances that does not end in one or more parties being injured. We are supposed to use common law which states the only infraction you can be charged with is by another human being, that is seeking reperations for damages done. So simply put unless that cop is sueing you as a man who you harmed in some way then you are not liable to pay any illegal ordinances passed on us soil under the legal system adopted by all legal institutions and lawyers known as maritime law.

fuck are you smoking

You asked for legal advice on a browser game, i assumed it was a competition to come up with the most bizzare answer i could.

Wr1tt3n by Helly, 30.06.2019 at 08:58

Wr1tt3n by 4Chan, 30.06.2019 at 01:46

Wr1tt3n by Helly, 29.06.2019 at 12:26

If you are an american you are not subjective to united states maritime law. Which is any law passed allowing a government to fine you through city or state ordinances that does not end in one or more parties being injured. We are supposed to use common law which states the only infraction you can be charged with is by another human being, that is seeking reperations for damages done. So simply put unless that cop is sueing you as a man who you harmed in some way then you are not liable to pay any illegal ordinances passed on us soil under the legal system adopted by all legal institutions and lawyers known as maritime law.

fuck are you smoking

You asked for legal advice on a browser game, i assumed it was a competition to come up with the most bizzare answer i could.

Truth is always bizarre ♥

Wr1tt3n by brianwl, 30.06.2019 at 09:00

Wr1tt3n by Helly, 30.06.2019 at 08:58

Wr1tt3n by 4Chan, 30.06.2019 at 01:46

Wr1tt3n by Helly, 29.06.2019 at 12:26

If you are an american you are not subjective to united states maritime law. Which is any law passed allowing a government to fine you through city or state ordinances that does not end in one or more parties being injured. We are supposed to use common law which states the only infraction you can be charged with is by another human being, that is seeking reperations for damages done. So simply put unless that cop is sueing you as a man who you harmed in some way then you are not liable to pay any illegal ordinances passed on us soil under the legal system adopted by all legal institutions and lawyers known as maritime law.

fuck are you smoking

You asked for legal advice on a browser game, i assumed it was a competition to come up with the most bizzare answer i could.

Truth is always bizarre ♥

They will never be ready lol

Wr1tt3n by Helly, 30.06.2019 at 09:01

..

Truth is hard to handle for some ♥