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P0st3d by Garde, 01.04.2019 - 00:47
Some time after the walls of Soyllria had fallen

And the whimpers of Laochra has ceased

Goblin: "THE FIGHT IS OVER"

Half a Second After

It Falls Next to a Statue of Chill

A Meteor Burst Erupts from the Sky

Tunder: "What is this madness??"

Things are Moving Slowly and Tunder gazes into It

Light begins to Pour out of the Meteor

epic music from Bridge to Tarabithia movie plays in the background

A large White hand emerges from the Mist

God Emperor Unleashed

Returns from the Heavens by which he Was Slain to

He Pulls the Skulls of BoyWind and Acquiesce from his Back Pocket

Everything goes Silent

The sound of Silence deafens the Moment

"I've finally done it I have defeated Soyllria"

They yapped about Their Soy Trophy

They Laughed about Banning the God himself

They Mocked his pets

But they Weren't laughing Now

Because they Could not Laugh

Because I took Their SouLs

"There He Is

There is Our Hero

Unleashed Has Returned"

30.05.2019 - 20:10
Unleassher
4cc0unt d3l3t3d
Syrian force?

more like

syrian soy
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30.05.2019 - 20:12
Unleassher
4cc0unt d3l3t3d
These Soyllennial "guys"

Are Not Real guys

But they are Not girls either.

What The fuck Are They?
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30.05.2019 - 20:16
Unleassher
4cc0unt d3l3t3d
Most of these "based, redpilled" soylllenials

What they really mean by that

Is having arguments about nothing in Room chat

While swooping dudes named "Bas" and "Ed", after taking a "red" viagra "pill"

I remember the old days

Having a chat with Little 16 years old Tunder about life, religion, reality, unreality

And at the end laughing about the stupidity of the 99%

The original "red pill"
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30.05.2019 - 20:24
Unleassher
4cc0unt d3l3t3d
Do you remember that old joke I said before?

Unleashed, Laochra, and Boywind, walk into a bar

Nevermind, there is no Laochra
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30.05.2019 - 20:33
Unleassher
4cc0unt d3l3t3d
In an alternate reality

Far away from here

Unleashed got unbanned

The mods suddenly started being fair

People no longer insulted just to troll

And everyone understood, the first one to insult is to blame

The scenario never was deleted, because people respected eachother and their work

In this perfect world

Full of beauty

Nothing ever went wrong. So Unleashed decided to invite everyone to a meal

The drinks and food arrive. We are having a great time. Untill Laochra and Boywind interrupts:

Unleashed can we have Soy sauce with this?


I am getting real tired of these Soyllerians.
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30.05.2019 - 21:02
Unleassher
4cc0unt d3l3t3d



Cute Asian Girl Asy: Is online

Average AW Soyllenial : Hell ye, I'm so "alpha" this girl gonna fall on her kneez 4 me

Also Average AW Soyllenial: Asy can we get a pic of your perky butt, we've been asking for a year now




Unleashed: Is Online

Cute Asian Girl Asy: X and Y and Z and F#@k you Unleashed, hehe Tunder made me say that to you, jk

Unleashed: Listen princess, I don't give a fuck how many worshippers you have. Nobody talks to me like that.

Cute Asian Girl Asy: *quiet*

Also Cute Asian Girl Asy: *Sends unsolicited nudes*


Unleashed. The original "Alpha"
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30.05.2019 - 21:25
There was a draft coming in through the walls,

Blood and dust were draped throughout the halls.

Murmurs and echos resonated behind the curtains,

Within a pocket dimension, heaving without solace and reason.

They spoke of an era where clocks did not tell time and light did not resonate,

They spoke of an era where men did not bow and so too not procrastinate.

Torn asunder by weakness, cynicism, and sloth,

The old men ran to their holes and bespoke an oath:

"We pledge unto our brothers in death and in courtesy the shelter of camaraderie;

A pledge unto just cause and of community, viability, and the freedom of joy".

Their echoes silenced with time and space,

Their envy etched upon the world without hate.

So too does a man lie when bespoke in an ill manner,

Does his kin reconcile their differences and band together.

Graves do not stop the progression of time,

and neither will the Keepers.

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04.06.2019 - 17:24
Beaut girl: Are we really leaving this place forever? Like, forever forever, like?

Me: Shut up. Watch.



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06.06.2019 - 03:40
The Illyrians are all dead: khal, Aqui, lord pontEZ, Lynchski, chill, all 2014. THAT was Illyria.

These were the people CWing vs us, when I was in Mortal Kombat.

The rest of them, I have no idea who the fuck they are.

They are not Illyrian.

They are Soyllrian.
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06.06.2019 - 03:40
Froyer?

More like

Soyer
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06.06.2019 - 03:44
Wr1tt3n by soyhunterAW, 06.06.2019 at 03:40

Froyer?

More like

Soyer

nah Soyer is a shitty name I prefer Froyer
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06.06.2019 - 03:52
Wr1tt3n by Froyer, 06.06.2019 at 03:44

Wr1tt3n by soyhunterAW, 06.06.2019 at 03:40

Froyer?

More like

Soyer

nah Soyer is a shitty name I prefer Froyer


We don't care what you prefer Soyer
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06.06.2019 - 03:59
I'll tell you an Unleashed secret

More girls you swoop

The heavier you can lift

Now in the other thread I advised people

To stop eating soy on here and get on with real life

This sent a

Panic thru the mod population

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06.06.2019 - 04:28
When did AW go downhill?

When everyone stopped eating Meat

And started eating Soy instead

AtWar-Game?

More like

SoyWar-Game

Drop the soy and Eat like a Predator

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06.06.2019 - 04:56
NewWorldEmpires at war?

More like

NewSoyEmpires at war

Have to be careful around these soyllenials.
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06.06.2019 - 05:08
Unleashed

Mania

Elevated or Irritable Mood

Superhuman Strength

Invicibility

Euphoria to Delirium

Short attention span

Racing Thoughts

Increased Goal-Oriented Activities

Agitation

Zero Soy consumption



Soyllenial: oMg U nEeD aNg3R mAnAgEm3nT cLasSes

Soyllenial: aNd U nEed t0 rEsPeKt wymen and soyboys morE

Also Soyllenial: eats soy and starts playing NWE


It is diabolical what soy has done to these "guys"
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06.06.2019 - 05:10
Me: ...and that is how AW died.

Beaut girl: Wow! Like, That is like, a long story and a bit sad. But like, can you make me forget it now and stuff???

Me: Close your eyes. Listen.



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06.06.2019 - 05:13
So fucking poetic :/
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06.06.2019 - 05:45
Wr1tt3n by Kaska, 06.06.2019 at 05:13

So fucking poetic :/


I know, I cried
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06.06.2019 - 06:05
Crying about his own work...

Jeez that dude is a GOD
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06.06.2019 - 12:24
The reason why these Soyllerians

Lose so much when they play AW even against rusty players

Is because they play wearing skinny tight jeans

And eat a lot of soy while they're at it

Cuts the blood flow to their already soyfied brain

Then they wanna talk to you as if they had any wisdom or life advice they could give you

This is it. I have had it with these damn soyllenials on this damn planet

Fire up Main Thrusters

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06.06.2019 - 12:46
Wr1tt3n by soyhunterAW, 06.06.2019 at 03:40

Froyer?

More like

Soyer


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If a game is around long enough, people will find the most efficient way to play it and start playing it like robots
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06.06.2019 - 14:49
true story, happened today


Beaut Asylan: *hosts scenario*

Unleashed: *picks*

Soyllenials: kick him omg kick him kick Unleashed, he is r3, omg host u retarded?!?!?!?!

Beaut Asylan: I can't kick him



That, is something money cannot buy

That, my friends, is the power of Not eating soy.

If it was a soyllerian he'd be kicked asap. Women succumb to peer pressure fast.

But only when it comes to soyboys



Here's a painting of Beaut Asylan

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06.06.2019 - 15:07
Hellykin?

More like

HellySoy
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06.06.2019 - 15:20
HellySoy?

More like

HellySnake
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06.06.2019 - 15:24
Tunderious?

More like

HellySnake
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06.06.2019 - 16:17
AtWar

Would Go Back to Being Amazing if

1. First offenders (first to insult) receives 30 day bans everytime he does it, no warnings (cuts insults down to 0, FEAR). Insulting back allowed, if you have proof. Logs checked. PermaBan if caught lying.
2. NWE Outlawed, Mapmaker fixed
3. People would Start Punching Soyllenials everywhere they find them

And That's All it would Take.

My Village by The Sea has Two of Three.

Thanks to Me.

Let me know when you implement all that.

Until then, I'll be doing what I do best


Beautiful girl: But what is it that you do best??

Me: Shut up. Watch.

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06.06.2019 - 16:29
That feeling when you're a Soyllerian

And you hate Unleashed, but you secretly fantasize a girl did this for you

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06.06.2019 - 16:31
Wr1tt3n by soyhunterAW, 06.06.2019 at 16:29

That feeling when you're a Soyllerian

And you hate Unleashed, but you secretly fantasize a girl did this for you




don't spread my selfies around
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07.06.2019 - 02:19
 brianwl (4dm1n)
Parts of this thread are fine... a few parts aren't. Locked until the reported content is cleaned up and approved. ♥
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