The Faggots

This feeling of displeasure for certain groups on at war has been growing within me since I became inactive on at war. From time to time I have browsed through the forums, checking up on things, seeing the various game changes, and so on.

Every time I did, I eventually stumbled upon a thread filled with people who belong to this 'special group' rambling on about some random shit. I used to enjoy logging on. Seeing the various shitposting. I loved the endless 200 page arguments over at war mechanics. It was full of everybody justifying themselves and their opinions by making everybody else look like a complete fucking retard. It was hilarious. The competitive community is the best community on the internet.

But then, the 'special group' came. They revealed themselves to at war, stripped, and what lay in front of us where a bunch of shining, gleaming, horrific....

Faggots.

They consist of many cancer defining qualities.

1.) They have chancellor or some other bullshit title in their name.
2.) They feel so incredibly self important (see #1)
3.) They are low ranks being seduced by higher ranks who consist of qualities #1 and #2.
4.) They spam the forum with pointless threads that consist of pure and utter shit arguments about shit nobody even cares/understands/cares to understand.
5.) They are 13 years of age or under (if they were any older they probably would have realized how sad their life is and killed themselves.)
6.) Their computer is their life.
7.) You are probably already butthurt by the time you read this

I used to love blowing off steam and taking a break from everything to log on here to shitpost in a community where it's ok to do that sort of thing. But now, all I see are these dumbass threads created by dumbass faggots. Going on about politicians and elections and ban lists all as a result of a false sense of self importance and the need to be an attention whore within these faggots.

And before the mods jump in and say "Well just ignore them you prick" You can't ignore a huge fucking species of these faggots running around the website.

To any of these faggots reading this right now:

IT'S A FREAKING INTERNET WEB BROWSER GAME.

Also find it ironic that many of these faggots are all "yeah man fuk RP, role playing is for n00bs" yet they fucking roleplay here on the fucking forums. "I'm mister sir chancellor cute puppy2334455 the III and I do declare that RP is gay" Is the kind of shit that makes me want to reach my hand through the screen and rip your fucking throat out.

People wonder why people leave and never come back. What do they have to come back to? More faggots going on about useless committees and shit?

Speaking of which, lets look at the origins of these cancerous communities. Map makers. Sure there are people like Tunder who aren't faggots. But the 99.9% of the rest of you are. And the 99.9% of these 99.9% DON'T EVEN FUCKING MAP MAKE.

This game is fun because no game is exactly the same. There are endless possibilities of the outcome of a game. But rather than play the fucking game you come on here to whine and bitch about irrelevant shit that belongs with you and the other faggots. Just drop the act and maybe be a normal player of at war.

If you're still butthurt and have not seen the light of reason by the time you read this, please remove yourself from at war.

Thanks,

Fockmeeard.

You're welcome

Thanks, chancellor Fockmeeard

I have this uncontrollable twitch in my face right now. The muscles in my cheek and pulling my lips toward my eyes and I can't seem to resist. My teeth are starting to show and these strangle markings are appearing on my face. A strange sound is coming out that I can't also stop. My stomach is kinda churning and im bent over every now and then with chuckles after reading this post. I dont hate the post, I, I guess, enjoy it? IDk. anyone know whats up other than the sky?

Wr1tt3n by KUNG PAO, 26.12.2014 at 22:42

Thanks, chancellor Fockmeeard

Faggot count : 10

Lol
is good to have fock back
save us from clovis

Allow me to provide an in-depth analysis on this forum post

Wr1tt3n by Fockmeeard, 26.12.2014 at 22:35

This feeling of displeasure for certain groups on at war has been growing within me since I became inactive on at war. From time to time I have browsed through the forums, checking up on things, seeing the various game changes, and so on.

Harmless preamble where I catch your attention by not being a douchebag

Wr1tt3n by Fockmeeard, 26.12.2014 at 22:35

Every time I did, I eventually stumbled upon a thread filled with people who belong to this 'special group' rambling on about some random shit. I used to enjoy logging on. Seeing the various shitposting. I loved the endless 200 page arguments over at war mechanics. It was full of everybody justifying themselves and their opinions by making everybody else look like a complete fucking retard. It was hilarious. The competitive community is the best community on the internet.

I was legitimately retarded enough to expect that after three years of a game's existence that it would not be full of ignorant fucktards.

Wr1tt3n by Fockmeeard, 26.12.2014 at 22:35

But then, the 'special group' came. They revealed themselves to at war, stripped, and what lay in front of us where a bunch of shining, gleaming, horrific....

Building up suspense for the most important part of my forum post, I better gather my self importance by making what I am about to say seem super important like Obama is about to start his State of the Union Address with this.

Wr1tt3n by Fockmeeard, 26.12.2014 at 22:35

Faggots.

This was sort of a let-down, I was expecting something slightly more original, but I guess this is okay.

Wr1tt3n by Fockmeeard, 26.12.2014 at 22:35

They consist of many cancer defining qualities.

Which include but are not limited to:

Wr1tt3n by Fockmeeard, 26.12.2014 at 22:35

1.) They have chancellor or some other bullshit title in their name.
2.) They feel so incredibly self important (see #1)
3.) They are low ranks being seduced by higher ranks who consist of qualities #1 and #2.
4.) They spam the forum with pointless threads that consist of pure and utter shit arguments about shit nobody even cares/understands/cares to understand.
5.) They are 13 years of age or under (if they were any older they probably would have realized how sad their life is and killed themselves.)
6.) Their computer is their life.
7.) You are probably already butthurt by the time you read this

1. They give themselves a name I don't like to bring themselves attention (because fuck me hard wont raise eyebrows or gather attention)
2. They are on the internet and I didn't feel so self important that I wrote this massive word wall expecting everyone to read it.
3. Anyone who tries to fit in
4. They are Clovis, Tito, or RP player but I will gather everyone as part of this to make myself feel superior but I don't ahve self importance
5. They are doing something which they are entirely out of control of
6. They live in the 21st century
7. le smack down all who disagree with me

Wr1tt3n by Fockmeeard, 26.12.2014 at 22:35

I used to love blowing off steam and taking a break from everything to log on here to shitpost in a community where it's ok to do that sort of thing. But now, all I see are these dumbass threads created by dumbass faggots. Going on about politicians and elections and ban lists all as a result of a false sense of self importance and the need to be an attention whore within these faggots.

I used to love coming on here and act like a faggot but now that other people do it I'm no longer a hipsterfag so fuck you all.

Wr1tt3n by Fockmeeard, 26.12.2014 at 22:35

And before the mods jump in and say "Well just ignore them you prick" You can't ignore a huge fucking species of these faggots running around the website.

You can not come on the website?

Wr1tt3n by Fockmeeard, 26.12.2014 at 22:35

To any of these faggots reading this right now:

le gather up suspense for my super important rant about people who have too much USI syndrome:

Wr1tt3n by Fockmeeard, 26.12.2014 at 22:35

IT'S A FREAKING INTERNET WEB BROWSER GAME.

ALLCAPS

Wr1tt3n by Fockmeeard, 26.12.2014 at 22:35

Also find it ironic that many of these faggots are all "yeah man fuk RP, role playing is for n00bs" yet they fucking roleplay here on the fucking forums. "I'm mister sir chancellor cute puppy2334455 the III and I do declare that RP is gay" Is the kind of shit that makes me want to reach my hand through the screen and rip your fucking throat out.

I hate how people hate RP because it destroys the community, requires no skill in a strategy game and is an SP farm but are okay with RPing in something that is absolutely harmless, does not ruin anyone elses game, and does not give them free stuff.

Wr1tt3n by Fockmeeard, 26.12.2014 at 22:35

People wonder why people leave and never come back. What do they have to come back to? More faggots going on about useless committees and shit?

The community is growing and growing

Wr1tt3n by Fockmeeard, 26.12.2014 at 22:35

Speaking of which, lets look at the origins of these cancerous communities. Map makers. Sure there are people like Tunder who aren't faggots. But the 99.9% of the rest of you are. And the 99.9% of these 99.9% DON'T EVEN FUCKING MAP MAKE.

I secretly hate everyone and think of myself as superior (but everyone else is a faggot who is too self important) but tunder is a friend of mine so I will leave him out. Also 99.8% of all map makers don't make maps fuck logic.

Wr1tt3n by Fockmeeard, 26.12.2014 at 22:35

This game is fun because no game is exactly the same. There are endless possibilities of the outcome of a game. But rather than play the fucking game you come on here to whine and bitch about irrelevant shit that belongs with you and the other faggots. Just drop the act and maybe be a normal player of at war.

[citations needed]

Wr1tt3n by Fockmeeard, 26.12.2014 at 22:35

If you're still butthurt and have not seen the light of reason by the time you read this, please remove yourself from at war.

Hi I will complain about everyone having shitty arguments meanwhile I will make a hypocrisy-filled bullshit wordwall and then tell anyone who disagrees with my shitty logic to fuck off rather than invite them for intelligent debate which I was just fucking complaining about.

Wr1tt3n by Fockmeeard, 26.12.2014 at 22:35

Thanks,

le title before my name that i was just complaining about

Wr1tt3n by Fockmeeard, 26.12.2014 at 22:35

Fockmeeard.

Gladly

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Overall:
Payload delivery: 9/11
Format: 7/7
Argument: 3/11
Coolness: 4/20

Wr1tt3n by KYBL, 27.12.2014 at 01:03

Holy shit I must be a physiologist, I should offer an opinion with my few remaining brain cells!

Tunder you should keep a short leash on this one

Wr1tt3n by KUNG PAO, 26.12.2014 at 22:42

Thanks, chancellor Fockmeeard

De nada.

Wr1tt3n by Fockmeeard, 27.12.2014 at 01:34

Wr1tt3n by KYBL, 27.12.2014 at 01:03

Holy shit I must be a physiologist, I should offer an opinion with my few remaining brain cells!

Tunder you should keep a short leash on this one

>Complains about lack of coherent and decent arguments
>Lacks a coherent and decent argument

Nailed it, except for the Tunder part.

Wr1tt3n by Skanderbeg, 27.12.2014 at 06:52

Competitive player are not only 3v3 cws.

Wr1tt3n by KYBL, 27.12.2014 at 03:18

Wr1tt3n by Fockmeeard, 27.12.2014 at 01:34

Wr1tt3n by KYBL, 27.12.2014 at 01:03

Holy shit I must be a physiologist, I should offer an opinion with my few remaining brain cells!

Tunder you should keep a short leash on this one

>Complains about lack of coherent and decent arguments
>Lacks a coherent and decent argument

kicked

Wr1tt3n by Skanderbeg, 27.12.2014 at 06:52

Wr1tt3n by Fockmeeard, 26.12.2014 at 22:35

The competitive community is the best community on the internet.

Competitive player are not only 3v3 cws.

Mapmakers are competitive as well. We play and work to create better maps, funnier maps, we try hard and put effort to make quality product. When we see other mapmakers are doing good and their maps are played, we try harder, work more to keep up with quality and innovation.

Did Tik-Tok made WW2 to counter Devil's WW2? Did Tito created WW2 to counter Tik-Tok? Did Tunder created Rome to counter Aetius? Did Aetius created WW1 to counter Tik-Tok?


Should they stay in map editor all the time and not use forum?
No.
Should they create groups outside clan if they want?
yes.
Should they debate about banlist which will keep trolls and leavers away?
yes.
Does community gets anything from that?
Yes.
Does it worth it?
Yes.


Therefore, you sir are retarded.

The fuck are you going on about? The people that you mentioned in your post are the .01%. I'm bitching about the 99.9%.

Here is an example: http://atwar-game.com/forum/topic.php?topic_id=17086&board_page=2

If Devil and Tik-tok and Tunder wanted to form a mapmaking group then by all means go do it and have fun. But those committees are not what I'm talking about. Those groups actually contribute something and are made for a reason. Groups like the one I just linked you to are the ones I'm talking about. They spam the forums with their threads and argues over whatever little drama exists in their group contributing absolutely nothing to at war.

Wr1tt3n by Tundy, 26.12.2014 at 23:09

Lol
is good to have fock back
save us from clovis

XDDD 5/5 ily

Wr1tt3n by Tundy, 26.12.2014 at 23:09

Lol
is good to have fock back

Wr1tt3n by Waffel, 27.12.2014 at 09:19

Wr1tt3n by Tundy, 26.12.2014 at 23:09

Lol
is good to have fock back
save us from clovis

XDDD 5/5 ily

Truth has been said! GG fock, we just gotta face the facts that this game is never going be how it used to be. therefore the mods we have now will immediatly go inactive and faggy fake-people who put on masks willl get promoted to moderator and GG.

By the way..there is this thing. Its called.. "live and let others live". While these faggots can be annoying and lower the quality of our forums, you guys shouldnt be that hard on them.A little mocking and trolling is the way to go, but being so mean and harsh over some teenagers being teenagers, automatically makes you guys faggots, as well

Wr1tt3n by Fockmeeard, 26.12.2014 at 22:35

Mapmakers are competitive as well. We play and work to create better maps, funnier maps, we try hard and put effort to make quality product. When we see other mapmakers are doing good and their maps are played, we try harder, work more to keep up with quality and innovation.

lel like a try communist

Watching Fock and Kentucky reminds me of Tito and Tik-Tok

Wr1tt3n by Skanderbeg, 27.12.2014 at 10:22

Wr1tt3n by Fockmeeard, 27.12.2014 at 08:53

The fuck are you going on about? The people that you mentioned in your post are the .01%. I'm bitching about the 99.9%.

Here is an example: http://atwar-game.com/forum/topic.php?topic_id=17086&board_page=2

If Devil and Tik-tok and Tunder wanted to form a mapmaking group then by all means go do it and have fun. But those committees are not what I'm talking about. Those groups actually contribute something and are made for a reason. Groups like the one I just linked you to are the ones I'm talking about. They spam the forums with their threads and argues over whatever little drama exists in their group contributing absolutely nothing to at war.

Drama isnt linked to groups, but it happens. So what. I know that topic, they want to create something like alliance of clans, every clan get representative in the group and then they debate. Whats wrong with that? Does that stops you from playing 3v3 and cw? Does groups and debate harms you when you log on atwar? Cant you just skip topic when you see it? For example, i just read headlines in topics related to 3v3 cw and eu+, if i find anything interesting, i will read it, otherwise i will close tab and move on. Cant you ignore topics where groups, maps and other is discussed?

It's like if there were a bunch of Americans living in Russia, forming multiple groups pushing freedoms and burgers. You would think you can just ignore them. But then you realize it's painful knowing such people exist within your country. Like what if you put Hitler in a room in the house. Then you put a bunch of Jews in other rooms of the house. Hitler and the Jews stay in their respective rooms. But how do you think Hitler would react if you told him there are other Jews living in other rooms of the house?

Wr1tt3n by Khal.eesi, 27.12.2014 at 09:31

By the way..there is this thing. Its called.. "live and let others live". While these faggots can be annoying and lower the quality of our forums, you guys shouldnt be that hard on them.A little mocking and trolling is the way to go, but being so mean and harsh over some teenagers being teenagers, automatically makes you guys faggots, as well

You are mean and harsh to mentally disabled people when you discuss the history of Greece and the Balkans with the mentally disabled people of the forums.

Being mean to disabled people> being mean to teenagers.

GG.

Wr1tt3n by Viruslegion, 27.12.2014 at 10:48

Watching Fock and Kentucky reminds me of Tito and Tik-Tok

Good times

Wr1tt3n by Fockmeeard, 27.12.2014 at 10:56

Wr1tt3n by Skanderbeg, 27.12.2014 at 10:22

Wr1tt3n by Fockmeeard, 27.12.2014 at 08:53

The fuck are you going on about? The people that you mentioned in your post are the .01%. I'm bitching about the 99.9%.

Here is an example: http://atwar-game.com/forum/topic.php?topic_id=17086&board_page=2

If Devil and Tik-tok and Tunder wanted to form a mapmaking group then by all means go do it and have fun. But those committees are not what I'm talking about. Those groups actually contribute something and are made for a reason. Groups like the one I just linked you to are the ones I'm talking about. They spam the forums with their threads and argues over whatever little drama exists in their group contributing absolutely nothing to at war.

Drama isnt linked to groups, but it happens. So what. I know that topic, they want to create something like alliance of clans, every clan get representative in the group and then they debate. Whats wrong with that? Does that stops you from playing 3v3 and cw? Does groups and debate harms you when you log on atwar? Cant you just skip topic when you see it? For example, i just read headlines in topics related to 3v3 cw and eu+, if i find anything interesting, i will read it, otherwise i will close tab and move on. Cant you ignore topics where groups, maps and other is discussed?

It's like if there were a bunch of Americans living in Russia, forming multiple groups pushing freedoms and burgers. You would think you can just ignore them. But then you realize it's painful knowing such people exist within your country. Like what if you put Hitler in a room in the house. Then you put a bunch of Jews in other rooms of the house. Hitler and the Jews stay in their respective rooms. But how do you think Hitler would react if you told him there are other Jews living in other rooms of the house?

this is why it is painful to know people like you exist

closes tab

Wr1tt3n by Fockmeeard, 27.12.2014 at 10:56

Wr1tt3n by Skanderbeg, 27.12.2014 at 10:22

Wr1tt3n by Fockmeeard, 27.12.2014 at 08:53

The fuck are you going on about? The people that you mentioned in your post are the .01%. I'm bitching about the 99.9%.

Here is an example: http://atwar-game.com/forum/topic.php?topic_id=17086&board_page=2

If Devil and Tik-tok and Tunder wanted to form a mapmaking group then by all means go do it and have fun. But those committees are not what I'm talking about. Those groups actually contribute something and are made for a reason. Groups like the one I just linked you to are the ones I'm talking about. They spam the forums with their threads and argues over whatever little drama exists in their group contributing absolutely nothing to at war.

Drama isnt linked to groups, but it happens. So what. I know that topic, they want to create something like alliance of clans, every clan get representative in the group and then they debate. Whats wrong with that? Does that stops you from playing 3v3 and cw? Does groups and debate harms you when you log on atwar? Cant you just skip topic when you see it? For example, i just read headlines in topics related to 3v3 cw and eu+, if i find anything interesting, i will read it, otherwise i will close tab and move on. Cant you ignore topics where groups, maps and other is discussed?

It's like if there were a bunch of Americans living in Russia, forming multiple groups pushing freedoms and burgers. You would think you can just ignore them. But then you realize it's painful knowing such people exist within your country. Like what if you put Hitler in a room in the house. Then you put a bunch of Jews in other rooms of the house. Hitler and the Jews stay in their respective rooms. But how do you think Hitler would react if you told him there are other Jews living in other rooms of the house?

Hitler was also an evil psychopath

Wr1tt3n by OKELEUK, 27.12.2014 at 11:05

Wr1tt3n by Fockmeeard, 27.12.2014 at 10:56

Wr1tt3n by Skanderbeg, 27.12.2014 at 10:22

Wr1tt3n by Fockmeeard, 27.12.2014 at 08:53

The fuck are you going on about? The people that you mentioned in your post are the .01%. I'm bitching about the 99.9%.

Here is an example: http://atwar-game.com/forum/topic.php?topic_id=17086&board_page=2

If Devil and Tik-tok and Tunder wanted to form a mapmaking group then by all means go do it and have fun. But those committees are not what I'm talking about. Those groups actually contribute something and are made for a reason. Groups like the one I just linked you to are the ones I'm talking about. They spam the forums with their threads and argues over whatever little drama exists in their group contributing absolutely nothing to at war.

Drama isnt linked to groups, but it happens. So what. I know that topic, they want to create something like alliance of clans, every clan get representative in the group and then they debate. Whats wrong with that? Does that stops you from playing 3v3 and cw? Does groups and debate harms you when you log on atwar? Cant you just skip topic when you see it? For example, i just read headlines in topics related to 3v3 cw and eu+, if i find anything interesting, i will read it, otherwise i will close tab and move on. Cant you ignore topics where groups, maps and other is discussed?

It's like if there were a bunch of Americans living in Russia, forming multiple groups pushing freedoms and burgers. You would think you can just ignore them. But then you realize it's painful knowing such people exist within your country. Like what if you put Hitler in a room in the house. Then you put a bunch of Jews in other rooms of the house. Hitler and the Jews stay in their respective rooms. But how do you think Hitler would react if you told him there are other Jews living in other rooms of the house?

this is why it is painful to know people like you exist

closes tab

See Tito? Okeleuk knows the feels!

Wr1tt3n by KYBL, 27.12.2014 at 11:08

Wr1tt3n by Fockmeeard, 27.12.2014 at 10:56

Wr1tt3n by Skanderbeg, 27.12.2014 at 10:22

Wr1tt3n by Fockmeeard, 27.12.2014 at 08:53

The fuck are you going on about? The people that you mentioned in your post are the .01%. I'm bitching about the 99.9%.

Here is an example: http://atwar-game.com/forum/topic.php?topic_id=17086&board_page=2

If Devil and Tik-tok and Tunder wanted to form a mapmaking group then by all means go do it and have fun. But those committees are not what I'm talking about. Those groups actually contribute something and are made for a reason. Groups like the one I just linked you to are the ones I'm talking about. They spam the forums with their threads and argues over whatever little drama exists in their group contributing absolutely nothing to at war.

Drama isnt linked to groups, but it happens. So what. I know that topic, they want to create something like alliance of clans, every clan get representative in the group and then they debate. Whats wrong with that? Does that stops you from playing 3v3 and cw? Does groups and debate harms you when you log on atwar? Cant you just skip topic when you see it? For example, i just read headlines in topics related to 3v3 cw and eu+, if i find anything interesting, i will read it, otherwise i will close tab and move on. Cant you ignore topics where groups, maps and other is discussed?

It's like if there were a bunch of Americans living in Russia, forming multiple groups pushing freedoms and burgers. You would think you can just ignore them. But then you realize it's painful knowing such people exist within your country. Like what if you put Hitler in a room in the house. Then you put a bunch of Jews in other rooms of the house. Hitler and the Jews stay in their respective rooms. But how do you think Hitler would react if you told him there are other Jews living in other rooms of the house?

Hitler was also an evil psychopath

And the sky is fucking blue. I thought this was a vent/troll thread but apparently we're stating random facts.