Your best pickup lines
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P0st3d by Black Swans, 30.08.2016 - 15:39
[pr] Death1812: I have a penis and a knife ..... one of them is going into you tonight
[pr] AwesomeNameHere: I like Potatoes
[pr] Your Bitch: you might as well come invite me home with you...im gonna follow you anyway
[cn] ●Trystane Martell: What's the difference between a sofa and me ? I don't pull out
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Roses are red, ur eyes are blue get in the van or I kill you
---- Seule la victoire est belle
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Simple 5 steps: 1. say "Hey, can I ask you 3 simple questions?" (she'll say ugh sure) 2. say "Do you think I'm attractive?" (she'll stutter, say like ahaha uh sure) 3. say "Do you have a boyfriend?" (she'll go yes or no) 4. say "Well, what's your excuse not to kiss me right now" 5. proceed to kiss, dont wait for answer
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One time I actually tried to pick some girls with a game of rock paper scissors, where the loser has to kiss the winner. They just laughed and walked away :3
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