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P0st3d by 4Chan, 25.02.2014 - 21:10
The Plaintiff, Your Princess has filed greviences against Death1812 reguarding abuse that too place at approx 12:35 (+9:30) PM on Febuary the 26th.

As Your Princesses Lawyer, I demand Death pay a sum of 30 protocoins as reperations to Your Princess for any psycological damages.

As Deaths Lawyer I object, Your Princess is a tramp and often flirts with many men, you can't blame Death.
If the glove doesn't fit you must aq- uh, Innocent...!

Judge?
26.02.2014 - 09:15
AlexMeza
4cc0unt d3l3t3d
This is fake kkkkkkk. Both are sentenced to prison for being autistic. Case closed.

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26.02.2014 - 09:19
Black Shark
4cc0unt d3l3t3d
Wr1tt3n by Guest, 26.02.2014 at 09:15

This is fake kkkkkkk.
Oh shit, didn't know this was fake. FML

Thanks Captain Obvious! You saved my life!
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26.02.2014 - 09:24
AlexMeza
4cc0unt d3l3t3d
Wr1tt3n by Guest, 26.02.2014 at 09:19

Wr1tt3n by Guest, 26.02.2014 at 09:15

This is fake kkkkkkk.
Oh shit, didn't know this was fake. FML

Thanks Captain Obvious! You saved my life!


No problem. Your Captain at your service.

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26.02.2014 - 10:14
Your princess's lawyer thrown into prison for misspelling psychological. Death's lawyer thrown into prison for making lame excuses. Everyone else does not care one bit and goes back to playing the game.
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26.02.2014 - 13:56
Hi
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26.02.2014 - 18:13
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Guys dont hate on your princess - her occupation when she is not in her castle is being a courtroom judge
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не смотри где я - лучше смотри где ты
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26.02.2014 - 18:16
albanian sinner
4cc0unt d3l3t3d
As the new judge i delcare that your princess does flirt with other men and death is not guilty
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26.02.2014 - 18:19
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Wr1tt3n by Guest, 26.02.2014 at 18:16

As the new judge i delcare that your princess does flirt with other men and death is not guilty


you are banned from the court room
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не смотри где я - лучше смотри где ты
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26.02.2014 - 18:29
Death1812
4cc0unt d3l3t3d
Wr1tt3n by Guest, 26.02.2014 at 18:16

As the new judge i delcare that your princess does flirt with other men and death is not guilty


support even if he is banned
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26.02.2014 - 18:42
AlexMeza
4cc0unt d3l3t3d
Wr1tt3n by x___, 26.02.2014 at 18:13

Guys dont hate on your princess - her occupation when she is not in her castle is being a courtroom judge


Go play UN, RAist
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26.02.2014 - 18:43
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Wr1tt3n by Guest, 26.02.2014 at 18:42

Wr1tt3n by x___, 26.02.2014 at 18:13

Guys dont hate on your princess - her occupation when she is not in her castle is being a courtroom judge


Go play UN, RAist


RA makes scenarios fun to play ^^
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не смотри где я - лучше смотри где ты
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26.02.2014 - 18:44
AlexMeza
4cc0unt d3l3t3d
Wr1tt3n by x___, 26.02.2014 at 18:43

Wr1tt3n by Guest, 26.02.2014 at 18:42

Wr1tt3n by x___, 26.02.2014 at 18:13

Guys dont hate on your princess - her occupation when she is not in her castle is being a courtroom judge


Go play UN, RAist


RA makes scenarios fun to play ^^


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
You made my day, thank you. LOL.
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26.02.2014 - 18:57
Death1812
4cc0unt d3l3t3d
Wr1tt3n by Guest, 26.02.2014 at 18:44

Wr1tt3n by x___, 26.02.2014 at 18:43

Wr1tt3n by Guest, 26.02.2014 at 18:42

Wr1tt3n by x___, 26.02.2014 at 18:13

Guys dont hate on your princess - her occupation when she is not in her castle is being a courtroom judge


Go play UN, RAist


RA makes scenarios fun to play ^^


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.
You made my day, thank you. LOL.


I agree with her RA is fun
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26.02.2014 - 19:09
 Nero
We the jury, consisting of only me, find Death 1812 not guilty.
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Laochra¹: i pray to the great zizou, that my tb stops the airtrans of the yellow infidel
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26.02.2014 - 19:23
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Wr1tt3n by Nero, 26.02.2014 at 19:09

We the jury, consisting of only me, find Death 1812 not guilty.


judge orders an investigation into the corruption of the jury.
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не смотри где я - лучше смотри где ты
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26.02.2014 - 19:35
Wr1tt3n by Guest, 26.02.2014 at 09:15

Both are sentenced to prison for being autistic.


ITS HITLER ALL OVER AGAIN!!!
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26.02.2014 - 23:46
I am the best laywer on atwar, Death is an innocent person.

Also as Your Princess lawyer I must say that you can't ignore hard evidence, Death is guilty.

Judge please understand the logic behind this and follow my reccomendation.

When will the decision be made?
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27.02.2014 - 09:16
Due to complaints I resign as Lawyer for both parties
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27.02.2014 - 18:45
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Due to your princess's new job offer, I resign as judge presiding over this case
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не смотри где я - лучше смотри где ты
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27.02.2014 - 22:33
I dispute this court's legitimacy on grounds of high heresy, only lord zizou and appointed priests of zizouism are allowed to hold political power, especially that of judges. So long as Stalins Martians, followers of the Cult of Desu, and by proxy zizouism; continue to be controlling benefactors of AW so shall this law remain. In adherence to the Vafika doctrine implemented long ago under the Empire of Srbija all violators are to be first silenced, then executed. May zizou grant you eternal peace in the lands of Kanker Elysium, and forever smile upon you all with the grace of Roncho.
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Wr1tt3n by Amok, 31.08.2012 at 03:10
Fruit's theory is correct
Wr1tt3n by tophat, 30.08.2012 at 21:04
Fruit is right

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28.02.2014 - 00:45
Black Shark
4cc0unt d3l3t3d
As we need a new judge and 2 lawyers, I am running for judge.

Vote for me and I will give what the majority wants! It's what you want!

Wr1tt3n by Fruit, 27.02.2014 at 22:33

I dispute this court's legitimacy on grounds of high heresy, only lord zizou and appointed priests of zizouism are allowed to hold political power, especially that of judges. So long as Stalins Martians, followers of the Cult of Desu, and by proxy zizouism; continue to be controlling benefactors of AW so shall this law remain. In adherence to the Vafika doctrine implemented long ago under the Empire of Srbija all violators are to be first silenced, then executed. May zizou grant you eternal peace in the lands of Kanker Elysium, and forever smile upon you all with the grace of Roncho.
This is a secular government, non-zizouist can be poccess political power now, according to the Atwar's Hidden Constitution of Common Sense.
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28.02.2014 - 06:44
Wr1tt3n by Acquiesce, 25.02.2014 at 21:25

No jury?


This is Dictatorship with me on top.

Results: Your Princess will be Flayed (The skin is removed from the body). Death is also found guilt for lying to the supreme court and will be tied to a cannon, mouth first, which I will then personally fire. Case closed.

Next Case!
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28.02.2014 - 07:34
Wr1tt3n by Meester, 28.02.2014 at 06:44

Wr1tt3n by Acquiesce, 25.02.2014 at 21:25

No jury?


This is Dictatorship with me on top.

Results: Your Princess will be "Stoned''. Case closed.

Next Case!


I do not doubt in Meester's eternal wisdom and more than fair judgement, but I have some follow up questions and suggestions.

Death1812 simply stated that he will sleep on Your Princess's panties. We have no objective way of knowing if this were only words or did he really have any means or opportunity to sleep on Your Princess's panties. If Death wasn't telling the truth his tongue should be ripped out because of lying and if he was telling the truth his tongue should also be cut off because of filthy speach. In later case he should also be impaled on on stake because of adultery.

Stoning Your Princess is of course righteous punishment even if Death1812 was lying because she obviously stirred impure thoughts. But in my humble opinnion stoning is a bit to lenient for such a horrendous behaviour. Her death should be slower and more painful.
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28.02.2014 - 07:45
Wr1tt3n by GabrijelaArhangel, 28.02.2014 at 07:34

Wr1tt3n by Meester, 28.02.2014 at 06:44

Wr1tt3n by Acquiesce, 25.02.2014 at 21:25

No jury?


This is Dictatorship with me on top.

Results: Your Princess will be "Stoned''. Case closed.

Next Case!


I do not doubt in Meester's eternal wisdom and more than fair judgement, but I have some follow up questions and suggestions.

Death1812 simply stated that he will sleep on Your Princess's panties. We have no objective way of knowing if this were only words or did he really have any means or opportunity to sleep on Your Princess's panties. If Death wasn't telling the truth his tongue should be ripped out because of lying and if he was telling the truth his tongue should also be cut off because of filthy speach. In later case he should also be impaled on on stake because of adultery.

Stoning Your Princess is of course righteous punishment even if Death1812 was lying because she obviously stirred impure thoughts. But in my humble opinnion stoning is a bit to lenient for such a horrendous behaviour. Her death should be slower and more painful.


I like your style.

New Results: Your Princess will be Flayed (The skin is removed from the body). Death is also found guilt for lying to the supreme court and will be tied to a cannon, mouth first, which I will then personally fire. Case closed.

Next Case!
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28.02.2014 - 08:13
Wr1tt3n by Meester, 28.02.2014 at 07:45

Wr1tt3n by GabrijelaArhangel, 28.02.2014 at 07:34

Wr1tt3n by Meester, 28.02.2014 at 06:44

Wr1tt3n by Acquiesce, 25.02.2014 at 21:25

No jury?


This is Dictatorship with me on top.

Results: Your Princess will be "Stoned''. Case closed.

Next Case!


I do not doubt in Meester's eternal wisdom and more than fair judgement, but I have some follow up questions and suggestions.

Death1812 simply stated that he will sleep on Your Princess's panties. We have no objective way of knowing if this were only words or did he really have any means or opportunity to sleep on Your Princess's panties. If Death wasn't telling the truth his tongue should be ripped out because of lying and if he was telling the truth his tongue should also be cut off because of filthy speach. In later case he should also be impaled on on stake because of adultery.

Stoning Your Princess is of course righteous punishment even if Death1812 was lying because she obviously stirred impure thoughts. But in my humble opinnion stoning is a bit to lenient for such a horrendous behaviour. Her death should be slower and more painful.


I like your style.

New Results: Your Princess will be Flayed (The skin is removed from the body). Death is also found guilt for lying to the supreme court and will be tied to a cannon, mouth first, which I will then personally fire. Case closed.

Next Case!



I and I'm sure vast majority of AW community thank you Meester for your swift and impartial justice. Every potential lier or sinner will extinguish even thoughts themselves before repeating somthing similar.

Your ruling is wise and your personal involvement with carrying out the sentance shows how strong and humane your moral compass is. Actions like that show that you really care about others and community as a whole. I would even go further and name you a personification of altruism.
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28.02.2014 - 16:46
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Im Klitschko now. you cant take me alive hue
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01.03.2014 - 12:35
Black Shark
4cc0unt d3l3t3d
I support the leader of the MoA political party, Meester. Meester, I want to sue the Loli clans of pervertedness.
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